Eric Triassi, Scott McKibbin: So, we shall start out with a 55 gallon barrel that has dried Yellow Goop caked along the inside and outside. After twenty minutes of pounding and scraping this barrel, our new found friend, Cesar, helped us in our quest to achieve the first patch of “Yellow Goop.” The next step; to take the freshly beaten barrel to the local ravine to be cleansed with a hose. Despues, we took it to the area where all the materials were. 30-35 gallons of water later, he started to pour in “GAN,” and all the surrounding children yelled “GAN” and skedaddled. Scott and I looked at each other and probably both thought the same thing, this stuff is not good to be inhaling right now. Cesar also added to the drum a pint size bag of powdered detergent, to add the mustard color to the “Yellow Goop” in progress. Cesar grabbed a 5 gallon bucket of industrial strength glue, the kind that you don’t find in the Elmer’s bottles.  As we stirred this mustard-looking paint concoction, Cesar took another bag of “GAN” and dumped it in, along with more mustard detergent. Cesar commandeered the stick and tested the thickness. A man of few words, he decided to get a Del Monte Small White Corn can and tested out the paint. The result was a failure so we went back to the bucket and more “GAN” and glue and yellow detergent was added. This whole batch of mustard colored paint cost about $15. Cesar made another the next day without Scott and I, we were called to perform other tasks. The mystery “Yellow Goop” is now no longer a mystery, as I have successfully revealed it to you successfully. It’s a long boring process to make that could possibly be pretty bad for your health if you breathe in the “GAN”, but it’s cheap and God isn’t going to let anything happen that he hasn’t already planned out. Scott and I are still alive, for all you concerned readers at home.